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otis turk like a motherfucker
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[07 Nov 2005|04:49pm] |
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tron if you've got your internet sorted out yet... what i was saying about how the jets should be starting bollinger instead of testaverde? check out the highlights tonight. bollinger threw 2 touchdowns this week. vinny hasnt passed for any all season (had to double check that but its true!!) other shit to moan about but will wait till i see you for the eagles on MNF. whatever week that is.
at least the eagles got humped though. welcome to my world, bitch.
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| jets 17 - dolphins 7. i near shit myself laughing. |
[20 Sep 2005|07:32am] |
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a lorry reversing outside |
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stayed up last night to watch american football on channel 5. been watching it for a few years now and since i couldnt sleep i decided to catch up on all the results on the internet. being a jets fan i eventually searched for anything on joe namath since he was this legendary player who used to play for them. and i know nothing about the guy. found this quote. i think its genius.
I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.
Joe Namath
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[16 Sep 2005|05:37pm] |
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finally got the internet back up again. and we've got digital tv now. lots of new toys for me to play with. trons moved out now. having a living room is pretty sweet. not much else to report. im very very happy. was gonna meet up with antonio and jose (who just got back from portugal) tonight but may have to wait till tomorrow as im going to see jim dj too. busy busy.
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[10 Mar 2005|06:22pm] |
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"a cd for plip" from katie |
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halloo. bored bored bored. been spending lots of time as a hermit. its pretty cool actually and a way of life that id forgotten. used to spend lots of time doin nowt and then suddenly (coinciding with jimsin moving in here actually) i started going out ALL the time. no one really comes over here anymore but thats hardly surprising as i used to just leave it to jim to do all the inviting anyway. mmmyes. its sort of nice to read books and be able to enjoy music without having to get wrecked first. although sometimes i do still think "fuckitimboredimgonnagetpished".
i have nothing at all interesting to say. just thought id update this thing cause i hardly ever do. hope everyone is well. seems like forever since ive actually seen anyone although its probably been more like a couple of weeks.
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| you gotta smoke a reefer or two |
[25 Feb 2005|01:33pm] |
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its only half one in the afternoon and im so sleepy its unreal. couldnt sleep last night (again) so i got up and started writing random bullshit. said bullshit then turned into an idea which then turned into bits of paper all over the floor and is now a fully-fledged possibility. my hand was sore from writing - yes WRITING and nothing else - earlier on. ok well maybe something else. hoho. long story short, i didnt actually go to sleep last night and if i do go to bed now i'll be dead for at least 12 hours. at least when im writing in this thing i dont have to go back and re-read it a million times and wonder whether it sounds good. look, i even made a joke about masturbation back there somewhere.
coffee is my friend. its keeping me awake AND in a stupidly good mood. toni is comin over at some point tonight with his usual bag of tricks and if im still awake after that i shall be wobbling down to jims via dawns and possibly some moshulu-ness too. god only knows where im going to end up passing out. people always say that. "god only knows". why doesnt he ever share these little secrets? big greedy bastard. random thought: satan got the sack. ive gotten the sack plenty of times. maybe when i die the de'il himself will sympathise with my general bumbling around in this life and appoint me some kind of overlord or whatever. and guaranteed all the cunts that sacked me will go to hell too - for they care nothing for their fellow men - and then THEY shall do MY bidding and for FREE. no wonder im in such a good mood.
and the good mood was only enhanced when there was this old woman struggling up rosemount place today and she said to her mate "michty me! ah'm fair puggled!" (pronounced pu-gult) humourous accents ahoy. it was like being instantly transported into a broons annual. why that was pleasing i know not. i hate the fuckin broons.
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[17 Feb 2005|12:36am] |
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tom waits - invitation to the blues |
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i lost my girlfriend (partly my fault) and my job (not my fault this time) all in the same day. that was saturday. the rest of the week has been slightly FUCKED because of that. i really really want some pot. as you can imagine.
i get paid next friday. i might still be sane by then but please dont expect me to be coherent.
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[10 Nov 2004|06:35am] |
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i cant sleep. i havent been able to for the last few weeks. i should probably say i cant sleep at night though. for some reason its impossible until somewhere around 9am and then i pass out. only to be woken by my alarm at 11 and pass out again because ive only been asleep for an hour or two. it sucks. tron had the whole day off yesterday but instead of getting stoned and playing madden... i slept. until 10pm. thats not right.
its all the stress. ive been dumped AGAIN, i still dont have a job, i cant get into writing anything. have the suspicion that everything i do at the moment is part of some grand scheme to bore, frustrate and annoy me. seems like my brain is working all the time and keeping me awake but my body, whether it wants to or not, isnt getting to do anything at all. ive never actually wanted to get a job before but i do right now.
my mobile got changed over to pay-as-you-go the other day but the sim cards not working. so if anyones texted me in the last few days and didnt get a reply you'll know why. might not be able to use it for a few more days. still the same number though.
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| pretty fed up of bullshit now |
[07 Nov 2004|12:26am] |
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just noticed theres a community on here called "childfree". probably the gayest thing ive seen in a long time. im sure no one on there was EVER an asshole when they were a kid. pity theyre such assholes now though. did want to post this on there but it wont let me. wouldnt be surprised if everyone on there was 15-19 years old, hate their parents and have serious self-esteem issues. its the world thats wrong, not me!!! its the kids i tell you!!!
EDIT: just noticed that i do know people in that community. so in their cases im simply gonna assume they joined in a moment of unimaginable boredom.
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| the human fly |
[02 Sep 2004|12:05am] |
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nowt. need new cd's. badly. |
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i have the attention span of a gnat today. mostly im just wanting to get stuff done but it all has to be done in little bits. like getting the flat sorted out and waiting to start the new job. i SUPPOSE i could tidy this place like ive been telling myself i would all day but to be honest i know in my heart of hearts... that i just cant be arsed. why do today what you can put off till tomorrow? unless its something urgent like a poop. see? you can tell im bored and feeling stupid or i never would have typed that.
i dont really update that much anymore so heres a brief summary of the last wee while: most of my time gets spent at toni's place getting MONGED. frustration at my lack of effort in writing and making music is at an all-time high. and i love spending time with natalie and jonas. although it does mean i end up covered in jam most of the time and sometimes carry a dummy around in my pocket (jonas's fault mostly but natalies not entirely innocent either :p). joking. cant wait for them to get back and i miss them both more than i thought i would.
only seem to post in this when im bored now. this post is no exception. so im away to eat a pie.
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[19 Aug 2004|10:32pm] |
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famous blue raincoat - leonard cohen |
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i havent left the flat today. contrary to popular belief that doesnt happen very often nowadays. its been weird. its been a real blessing when someone phones cause its a distraction from how immensely bored i really am. doesnt help that i have NO money at all right now, natalies working and i probably wont see her till saturday at the earliest and i didnt even have a fag today until jim came home (see "lack of money" earlier).
so i spent the day writing. going through old stuff i remember writing in my old flat (think some bastard might've moved in there, how dare they!) and writing new stuff. the trouble is that im not really sure what im writing except that its definitely based on me. dont really have any ideas at the moment but something did start to emerge when i was looking things over. at least i feel like ive accomplished something in getting it all on the computer instead of a million little bits of paper. im surprised my fingers still function to type this.
more and more of the music im listening to right now is fingerpicking stuff on acoustic guitars. leonard cohen and nick drake feature prominently. decided at some point this afternoon that i really should buy an acoustic guitar at some point. play toni's sometimes down at his place. its been years since ive even looked at prices for acoustic guitars but there is definitely one upside - by the time i have enough money to get one i'll have forgotten all about it.
off to piss around some more now. then more writing. still got some stuff to get in order.
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[21 Jul 2004|05:42pm] |
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im feeling particularly stressed at the moment. to say the least. i dont have a job (possible interview soon) and i might not have a flatmate either come september. this is very very shit. if anyone knows someone thats looking for a flat and isnt completely insane please let me know. cause i dont.
EDIT: although i do wish jim all the best in his new flat (not sure if its final yet, better mention that too) but i just thought livejournal would be a good way of letting people know i might have a spare room. rather than waiting till i see everyone.
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[18 Jul 2004|02:36pm] |
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dont have everyones email address so im posting here too. got an email today saying to sign a petition or they might stop drummonds from playing live gigs. read between the lines... theyre gonna try to fuck drummonds like they did to the wodka bar, the palace, the wild boar, triple kirks etc. the future is one giant car park in front of a massive "priory". kill me now.
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/cafedrpt/petition.html
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[17 Jun 2004|08:32pm] |
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jimi doing "hear my train a' comin" - download it now!!!! |
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does anyone else ever get an itch that doesnt go away no matter how hard they scratch it? thats not a crappy euphemism for something else. my right wrist is itchy and theres nothing i can do that'll make it stop.
i dunno what to do with the rest of the day. was supposed to be seeing laura for a bit but shes gone to the gym. natalies gonna be out at her place for the next few days. i would go round to christines for a smoke with toni but ive been doing that pretty much every day for a few weeks now. plus, i think its raining outside. yeah it is.
ficl/;
thats meant to say fuck but never mind. been trying to learn scales on my guitar. i remember thinking "im gonna start learning scales" about 3 years ago and i still only know the same one. i did play something yesterday that sounded pretty cool but when i went back to play it again could i remember what it was? could i fuck. my 4-tracks broken. i HATE it.
far too bored now. getting off the pc. bubye.
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[06 May 2004|10:37pm] |
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got my puter back. got it back ages ago but cant really be arsed updating this thing much. things are the same. things with natalie are going really well (doesnt sound fantastic but i cant be arsed gushing all over the internet - im very very happy). made friends with 2 old friends again. people i hadnt spoken to in almost 2 years. so thats cool. i was kinda feeling like i had no friends that i knew at the beginning of last year. but ive known adam for... 4 years? and andrea for 4 1/2 and ive been able to get in touch with both of them again and stay friends.
tonight im staying in and tidying. there are custard creams on my floor courtesy of jonas and basically i never tidy this place. it wont take long. even if it does i'll just flop into the chair and say "fuck it, i'll do it tomorrow" anyway. wish i had some pot though.
i love rollies.
no babysitter for jonas this weekend so i shall be natalie-less :( so i'll just have to make up for it by being twice as drunk. anyone who sees me out... if im talking shite, well youre probably used to it by now. deal. slaters!!
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| i want my fuckin' change! |
[30 Apr 2004|05:08am] |
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finally got my computer back. last night was all kinds of drunk. oh dear. if im going out tomorrow night im NOT having wodka, jack and sambuca all night. was drinking for 9 hours and i think something in my brain actually buckled under the pressure.
i had an ace day off yesterday. it wasnt ace for any good reason. it was just ace. i liked it. peaceful. and i spent most of the day with natalie.
i normally dont post links to stupid shit but i thought these were both funny. got the first one from my mate steve and the second one was on sublevel3's journal.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/change.php
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343
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| nighttime |
[02 Apr 2004|01:22am] |
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been trying to download live pearl jam tracks for the past few hours. in between reading and playing guitar etc. but anyway. every single one i download has fucked up crackling, buzzing, wooshing sounds for a few seconds in the middle. its getting boring now.
jim just lent me 2 killing joke cd's. having heard him and dawn and katie all mention them a million times over, im kinda wondering why i havent bothered listening to them before. its like a million other bands. like depeche mode, the clash and the ramones. i fuckin love those bands now that ive heard them in the last few years. time to stop judging the book by its cover. though now that im thinking about it, i cant figure out what was wrong with the cover in the first place.
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hello :)
went down to edinburgh last monday evening cause i was sposed to be a witness in court on tuesday morning. turns out i wasnt needed which kinda annoyed me at the time. but hey, i got all my travel paid for me and im getting my wages back too. stayed with my mate JJ and had a pretty cool time. sat around watching comedy on tv all day cause it put us in a stupid mood before it was time to go out. went to opium every single night which sounds boring but it actually wasnt. got to know a few of his mates down there and got pished. cool cool. towards the end of the week i really started to miss my friends though. its been so long since i was out of aberdeen. im kinda used to walking into moshulu or wherever and knowing at least a few people.
got sick towards the end of the week. train journeys and spewing dont mix so i ended up stayin a few extra days. dunno if i'll get paid for being off sick. hmmmm. i'll find out when i go in tomorrow. good news is that JJ's maybe coming up here at the weekend so we can go see jim and sheena djing. lookin forward to that.
no idea why but im in a stupidly good mood. cleaned up my room a bit and today its the kitchens turn. tonight we're watching invader zim and then having a tekken 4 tournament if theres still time before moshulu. last time we played tekken i whupped everyones ass but i havent played it since then (fucking burglar CAHNTS stealing my stuff from the old flat).
now im thinking that my belly's makin weird noises. time for food. then tidying up round here. then bath and a shave. and by the time i get my lazy ass round to doing all that it should be time to start drinking. like i said, im in a stupidly good mood. but only cause my life is pretty easy and fun. or maybe its because im easy and fun.
rock n roll.
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| castles made of sand... sounds like a good description of my memory to be honest |
[22 Feb 2004|05:37pm] |
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im pretty confused today.
first i gets up and its nearly 5. way to waste the day phil. then i started looking through my phone for my mate steves number cause ive got fuck all to do and havent seen him in a while. and i find this number ive NEVER seen before with the name "Mi Gordon". its not the first time ive accidentally added a number into my phone (usually im just drunk and sit on it by mistake or something). but this is a full number with a name and its been saved onto my sim card and everything. who is this person?????
jim has just reminded me that we have a flat inspection tomorrow. i wish i still had my digital camera (it got knicked the first time i got burgled last year) so i could take a picture of my room. i can see my future... it involves bin bags and much grumbling. i totally forgot all about us getting inspected. which means that im gonna have to move all my posters again to hide the writing on the walls.
THEN i decided to have a look at livejournal. i never look at my info page. i know what it says. but it means that sometimes people add me and i dont realise for ages. and today i noticed that fibunny added me. after another ten minutes ive noticed that nicky and dan also have livejournals that i didnt know about. living in a bubble is fine but when you dont even know whats happenin on your own lj... thats pretty bad :s
im away to tidy up now. who knows, i may even find that dark matter that jims been looking for.
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[10 Feb 2004|10:28pm] |
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started my training at bt yesterday. wasnt too happy when i came home last night because i couldnt remember a damn thing they'd made us read about health and safety stuff. but it wont make any difference. ive got my crappy little certificate so its all good.
today was much better though. started showing us the computer stuff we're gonna be using. everything seems pretty straightforward so far. plus i met two guys, luke and craig, who're both being trained with me. we know a lot of the same people (sheena, jo etc) so at least i dont feel like im in a completely different world when im starting my new job.
in other news, i havent been pissed for a while. this is a good thing because it means i still have a tiny bit of money to go to xenophon with on saturday and i can eat. most pleasing.
this is a very boring entry but you'll have to excuse me. ive been WORKING for the last 5 hours. you better recognise!!!!!!!!
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